Amateurs : Only in our society are they allowed to survive

This is absolutely pathetic.

It’s not really the slurs to which I object. Frankly, bigotry kinda makes me laugh. It’s the getting caught and being such a bitch about it. The professional survival of Assclown McBottompig is only possible in the stilted buttfuck circus that is the Republican Party in Texas. Anywhere else, he’d be cleaning up the deep fryers at a Carls Jr.

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Family Ties Old and New

Even after many Americans proved their ignorance by their laughably-sad insults against Czechs in response to the Boston Marathon bombings (Chechnya, the country where the bombers had connections, is about 2,000 miles away from the Czech Republic), the Czechs were magnanimous enough to donate $200,000 to the town of West, Texas, after the explosion at the fertilizer plant in April. A few days after the explosion, the Czech Ambassador Petr Gandalovič visited West, which was settled by Czech immigrants in the 1900s and visibly celebrated their heritage in many of their businesses and community. The news story buried in the back pages about the Czechs’ generosity shows that family ties allow much to be forgiven.

As we create new family ties in the US, let’s keep our families safe. The West explosion, which killed 15 people and hurt more than 200, could have been avoided. Seven agencies could have regulated the plant: Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA), the Environmental Protection Agency, the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration, the Texas Department of State Health Services, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality and the Texas Feed and Fertilizer Control Service. The last inspection was conducted by OSHA in 1985. The inspection showed no flammable chemicals. No matter where we’re from, Americans can do something to make sure avoidable catastrophes are exactly that – avoided.

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Eliminating Social Security for the rich

This proposal from the WaPo is well worth a read. While I’m not particularly swayed by the ‘rising of the peasants’ argument. I also don’t think there’s a real problem with Social Security that can’t be fixed (and no, I’m not referring to the President’s idea to negotiate with himself, rather than making the Republicans suggest it, in his proposal for changing COLAs) rather easily through cuts elsewhere in the Federal budget.

HOWEVER, the idea that the top five percent should accept this because they’ve benefited disproportionately from tax code changes over the last forty years DOES have a fantastic amount of merit. Would they rather give those up or the (for them) paltry checks from SSA? Very soon, that will be what happens if they don’t decide to forego the checks.

It won’t be the proles rising up in the streets, it’ll be the politicians they will elect who decide to end the second gilded age if concessions aren’t made.

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Accurate Credit Ratings

Sen. Franken is asking the SEC to set up a body to govern Credit Ratings Agencies and assign rating work to them on a rotating basis. Now, if any part of that makes sense to you, you probably already know where I’m going. For those of you who don’t, let’s recap:

During the credit boom of 2002-2007, banks and brokerages that issued credit securities (or debt, including mortgages on commercial properties and asset backed securities based on home loans and car loans as well as unsecured debts like credit cards) learned how to game the system first by selecting which rating agency they would use based on which one would give them the highest rating. When that became difficult, they learned how to ‘game’ the models the agencies used to rate the securities. In effect, they manipulated the structure of the security to come in high on certain features that the agencies models focused on. If you’re thinking this sounds like a loan officer browbeating an appraiser to arrive at a pre-determined value for a home, you’re a lot smarter than you think.

When the world came crashing down in late 2007 and well into 2008, the folks who had bought all these credits as investments suddenly learned that the AAA security they bought was actually a low B or C credit, very much below investment grade. This incited a panic among fixed income investors because now they couldn’t trust the ratings agencies. When that happened, the entire market froze… they tend to do that when there is a panic. The banks didn’t stop issuing because they ran out of raw material for the securities, they stopped issuing because no one wanted to buy those securities since they didn’t trust the rating on them.

All that was to be expected when the party came to an end. However, the debt markets are only now beginning to pick up and once again, we’re seeing the banks up to their same old tricks. Rather than move forward to the next inevitable bust, Sen. Franken has the idea to stop allowing banks to ‘ratings shop’ and instead force them to come to the SEC and have a rater assigned. Instantly, that would remove pressure from the raters and allow them to come up with grades that investors can have some confidence in.

This isn’t unprecedented as anyone who has recently purchased a home knows. Loan Originators can no longer select appraisers, they have to use an Appraisal Management Company which in turn sends out a bid to their pool of appraisers for the work of valuing a home. The originators are strictly prohibited from contacting the appraiser directly, all communication must go through the AMC. This allows investors (like me) to know that the originator is not manipulating the appraiser to arrive at a predetermined value.

Given that this is in place in one part of the credit market, why the hell is it such a conceptual leap to apply it to the debt that’s sold to pension funds? Because the issuers (the big banks) don’t like being told they can’t game the system.

A lobbyist for the industry, Roel Campos of Locke Lord, was on Bloomberg earlier today. He said (and I’m paraphrasing since it was a live feed) having a government body assign a firm to rate a security would make people think the government stands behind the rating. He went on to say it’ll destroy the market.

Now, I love a PR flack as much as the next guy but this is some grade AAA bullshit worthy of some kind of award. For one thing, the market destroyed itself and is only recently slowly and painfully rebuilding. What we’re doing now is trying to prevent a breakdown from happening again. As for the people assuming the government stands behind the rating, it’s not like we’re talking about innocents who don’t know a debenture from a debit card. These are professional investors and if the rating is from Fitch, for example, they’ll know it’s from them and not Uncle Sam. Campos, it’s worth mentioning, was one of the yes votes on the SEC when that august body decided to allow the banks to manage their own leverage levels which allowed them to load up on debt like a freshman college student. It was a really stupid move. I’m pointing it out not because I think Campos is stupid (quite the contrary), but because his record with regard to regulating the big banks is spotty.

This really boils down to a simple question… should the banks issuing the securities have a say in who rates those securities? Put another way, wouldn’t it be better if the ratings agencies that issue the ratings on the securities be independent of (and insulated from) the banks? The answer is no and yes, respectively. Until we fully restore confidence in the integrity of the ratings, at best we’re going to have a much diminished market for credit. At worst, it’ll just be a matter of time before the next crushing crisis.

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The Disapproval Matrix

Ann Friedman, the creator, was kind enough to breakdown the different types of people.

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Yet MORE proof that we fucked up the recovery with austerity programs

In case you were wondering, all those Republican and Obama budget cuts, from the local level all the way up to the Federal level, have actually hurt more than they have helped, to the tune of 2.2 million jobs.

And no, quiet acknowledgement isn’t going to cut it, morons. I want to hear you fucking say it…

MCBLOGGER WAS RIGHT. MCBLOGGER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. I WILL LISTEN TO MCBLOGGER NOW AND THE IN THE FUTURE.

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Dumb People Saying Dumb Things

Today, the Peterson Institute (the one that creates all these proposals for how best to completely assrape the middle class) had a ‘fiscal summit’ about their favorite subject, assraping the middle class. Some of the stupid things said include:

1) That if interest rates increase even 2%, the tab for interest on America’s debt will increase dramatically. This would, of course, be true if we had to refinance all the debt to the new, higher rate. Instead, we’ll only have to pay the higher rate on new debt. This is the kind of in your face stupidity that I think most reporters recognize but they never call anyone who says it out on their shit (looking at you, President Clinton) because they’re pretty swell people on balance.

2) The US economy will slow precipitously if we exceed 90% of GDP in debt. This categorically untrue and has been soundly disproven, but they still keep making the point. The journos really don’t know enough to call bullshit on this one.

3) Austerity is the only way to get ourselves out of this mess. This is funny because, much like #2, it has ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS IN REALITY. In fact, the exact opposite is true and we have real world evidence of that from Europe and even here at home were budget cuts at every level of government have cut, not increased, economic growth.

It wasn’t all dumb. Bill Gates was smart (he usually is) but that was more than counterbalanced by noted fraud and DC laughingstock Rep. Paul Ryan who, while receiving an enthusiastic hummer from Erskine Bowels, said that ‘a grand bargain ain’t gonna happen‘.

It’s worth noting that everyone is beginning to realize that the economy is strengthening and tax receipts are way up, which means we’re cutting the deficit even faster than anticipated. What’s really interesting is that, once again, the doom and gloom bullshit spewed by the Republicans was wrong… the economy is still growing despite the fact that the reduction in the deficit is being driven by a 16% increase in taxes and a 2% reduction in spending.If we just leave everything alone, the problem will work itself out.

It would also be super if Peterson, who was whining about federal debt WHEN WE WERE PAYING IT OFF IN THE LATE 90′S, would finally fucking die.

In other news, the 1980s will be headlining ACL.

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Settling for Less: The New Normal

The funding of public education comes to a vote on May 11 (early vote April 29-May 7) with the Austin Independent School District (AISD) Bond Propositions 1-4 that, if passed, will provide schools with $892,245,000. I usually vote to approve bonds to help improve public education, since I’ve been to public school along with almost everyone I know. What bothers me about this bond package is that it feels a bit like double taxation. I’ve already paid into a kitty that could be used for public education: the State’s Rainy Day Fund. Before I head to the ballot box, I ask myself “Why am I agreeing to raise local taxes, when the State has already collected taxes that could be used for this purpose?”

Governor Perry has stated that he doesn’t want to use the Rainy Day Fund for routine spending (April 30, 2013, 10 News: “How Much is Enough for Rainy Day Fund?”). Fine. Use the Rainy Day Fund to upgrade schools’ technology and for new schools, which is what part of the AISD bond package proposes. The funds wouldn’t be used for salaries or routine maintenance, but instead as an investment. This is just as important as the investment Perry wants to put into water and transportation using $3.7 billion from the Rainy Day Fund.

My own State Senator, Kirk Watson, was disappointingly agreeable to the state budget passed by the Senate on March 20, which restored only $1.4 billion of the $5.4 billion in public education cuts made in the 2011 budget. After the March 20 vote, Senator Watson sent out a form email to his continuants that called the budget “A Down Payment, Not a ‘New Normal’”. His sad attempt to spin his vote as positive rallied me to call him out on his lip service to public education. There is no way the budget will not be seen as a new normal, especially with the support of prominent Democrats in the Senate. He wrote me back, stating:

“I believe public education is the state’s most important priority…Please know that I am fighting for education funding and for transparency and accountability in our budget and finances during this 83rd Legislative Session. I am hopeful that with the help of my fellow legislators, we can create a more stable future for our children and state. Texas can do better for our schools, children, and teachers.”

There has been some progress since March, with Senate Joint Resolution 1, which passed unanimously and puts $800 million into public education from the State Budget and $1.4 billion from the Rainy Day Fund. It’s a tiny step in the right direction, but it also proves that Texas is willing to settle for less, just like Senator Watson.

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Dan Loeb gets spanked

It’s not well known, but public defined benefit pension funds contribute an enormous amount of capital to the private equity industry. These pension funds contain the money that will enable (for example) teachers, firefighters, police officers to retire. So, it’s kind of strange that a private equity manager would spend so much time and energy reducing the ‘burden’ of public defined benefit pensions by advocating against their continuation.

One manager, in particular, has bravely taken a stand against greedy public employees by funding organizations that vehemently advocate against traditional public pension plans. His name is Dan Loeb and he’s not happy that some of those public employees realized what was going on and started asking some pointed questions. Click here to read the hilarious details.

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Roundin’ up the TPA

The Texas Progressive Alliance is settling in for another long hurricane season as it brings you this week’s roundup.

Off the Kuff offered his thoughts on the Battleground Texas kickoff meeting in Houston.

WCNews at Eye on Williamson says the cheaters are winning, Wage theft in Texas.

Republicans have kind of a fetish thing going on with hangman’s nooses, PDiddie at Brains and Eggs has noticed.

At TexasKaos, Libby Shaw explains the 24/7 embrassment that Ted Carnival Cruz is by exploring his latest forray into the “outer limits” of sanity. Check it out:TX U.S. Senator Carnival Cruz Gets FiliBusted.

This week at McBlogger, we take a look at the state of Transportation funding in the Legislature (with the help of the Texas Tribune) as well as a stunning turnaround for Governor Perry.

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And here are some blog posts of interest from elsewhere in Texas.

Empower The Vote Texas warns that the RNC is seeking to get out from the consent decree that has limited their ability to engage in voter suppression.

Texas Clean Air Matters explains what ozone action days are all about.

Texas Watch reports on a poll that says Texas voters – across all geographic, partisan, and political lines – want stronger legal protections from rogue insurance companies.

Lone Star Ma reminds us that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month.

Jeff Balke clues you in on how to be a journalist.

Jason Stanford mocks the idea that Big John Cornyn has been nudged even farther to the right by his junior Senate colleague.

Nonsequiteuse recaps the gruesomest moments from the testimony on the so-called “fetal pain” bill.

Equality Texas has some tips for homophobic lobbyists.

Juanita wonders what Smokey Joe Barton is smoking.

Texpatriate is perplexed by the Senate’s passage of the drug testing for unemployment benefits bill.

And finally, BeyondBones sings the praises of the iguana that came to them after hitching a ride to the United States.

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