Author Archives: mcblogger

OMG! WTF!?!?? or, Pardon me, but could you tell my why my 401(k) is in the toilet?

The market has whipsawed back and forth like Florida Man on a meth bender. There are ton of answers as to why, but the simplest one that underlies everything is ‘instability’. Markets like to look 6 months into the future. … Continue reading

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Andrew White : Fuck you, Ted Cruz was right (and Beto SUCKS)!

In today’s episode of OMG,THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T VOTE FOR YOU, Andrew White shares his feelings on how things went for Democrats this year… I hate to admit it, but Ted Cruz was right. Beto O‚ÄôRourke was too liberal … Continue reading

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Steve Bannon sucks dick so well that he can use his tongue on your balls while you’re down his throat.

Earlier today, the President said, once again, he was going to redo NAFTA which he’s been on about for a really long time. Too long, in fact, to have not already done something about it. He also needs to do … Continue reading

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Thank you…

After what was a pretty horrible result on Tuesday in the Presidential election, it’s important to remember that not everything was bad news. Voters elected some new Democratic Senators in IL, ME, and NV. Nevada itself turned blue and the … Continue reading

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JUST IN TIME FOR MEMORIAL DAY!!!

Show your patriotism and support for our men and women in uniform with this craptastic cement sculpture for only $41 and change at Wal Mart in Lewisville. IS NOTHING SACRED? Share on Facebook

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Flowers, Rainbows and Pretty Things…

In 2004 I could not have been more derisive toward the campaign of Rep. Kucinich who, while being a nice guy, wasn’t ever going to win and whose supporters were really annoying. I viewed the whole thing as a colossal … Continue reading

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401k, IRAs, and Bernie’s plan for a ‘financial transactions tax’

Dear Team Clinton… kudos on your attacks on Bernie’s health care plan. They’ve done so well that you’ve turned almost every single media outlet into a real font of actual journalism by forcing them to point out just how disingenuous … Continue reading

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WTF Hillz?

While Bernie vols in Texas are making hundreds of thousands of calls (and this is confirmed from multiple sources) to voters in Texas, Hillary vols are making calls… to Maine and Delaware. I don’t know what kind of delegate math … Continue reading

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I give you The Dumbest Thing You’ll Read In January On Wages

Andy Puzder, CEO of CKE Restaurants, wrote what has to be one of the worst counterarguments to increasing the minimum wage in the history of ever. Honestly CKE’s board should be looking to fire him with cause for A) Being … Continue reading

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What may be the best line I have ever written (to date)…

(Senator) Ted Cruz is smarmy, just like Dubya Bush, but without that ineffable ‘I want to have a beer with that fella’ quality. Cruz is actually most like Eddie Haskell and no one likes Eddie Haskell, except mothers who couldn’t … Continue reading

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