Author Archives: Mayor McSleaze

Roger Ailes Dead At Last

There is a quotation, oft misattributed  to Mark Twain but actually the product of Clarence Darrow. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. It’s well worth taking a little break to savor … Continue reading

Posted in Don't go away mad, just go away | Leave a comment

If Brevity Be The Soul Of Wit, TDP Isn’t Earning Any Smiles

The 2010 Texas Democratic Platform is forty-three freaking pages long (that’s just a few less than the Bible) but contains not ONE line about our inalienable right to free chips and salsa. Share on Facebook

Posted in Stupid Democratic Tricks | Comments Off on If Brevity Be The Soul Of Wit, TDP Isn’t Earning Any Smiles

We Do These Things Not Because They Are Easy, But Because They Are Hard To Prove Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

So, the other night McBlogger sends me this link and suggests, nay BEGS me to mock the latest in crappy food ideas. Well, my first reaction is, “this is exactly the sort of thing I expected would happen with Obama. … Continue reading

Posted in Cultural Slumfest | Comments Off on We Do These Things Not Because They Are Easy, But Because They Are Hard To Prove Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

How much is that doggie in the window?

Soon, asking a question like that in Stalingrad On The Bay might book you into the Hotel Graybar. Sell a guinea pig, go to jail. That’s the law under consideration by San Francisco’s Commission of Animal Control and Welfare. If … Continue reading

Posted in Cultural Slumfest | 1 Comment

Thank The Gods, The Nightmare Is Over!

We no longer have to give a rat’s ass about soccer. Share on Facebook

Posted in A Quick Drive By | Comments Off on Thank The Gods, The Nightmare Is Over!

Your Daily Dose Of Panic

85% of Kids’ Drinks, Snacks Could Contain High Levels of Lead …warns some bunch of busybody do-gooders. Kids today have it easy. Back in my day, we literally had to lick the paint off the very walls to get our … Continue reading

Posted in A Quick Drive By | 1 Comment

Is That A Dildo On Your Head Or Are You Just Happy To See Rick Perry?

Chances are pretty good that you’ve already seen this Texas Tribune image from the Texas GOP Confab, but we at Rancho McBlogger know our readers always appreciate a good dick joke… Share on Facebook

Posted in Stupid Republican Tricks | Comments Off on Is That A Dildo On Your Head Or Are You Just Happy To See Rick Perry?

ZOMG!!! Is that J Lo’s Ass?

No, it turns out it’s just a hole in the ground. Given that this happened a week or so ago, I wasn’t even going to post this, but then last night I learned that McBlogger Himself had missed the story. … Continue reading

Posted in Cultural Slumfest | Comments Off on ZOMG!!! Is that J Lo’s Ass?

Don’t Cluck For Me Nevada

Not if you’re within 100 feet of a polling place, that is. Voters dressed in chicken costumes won’t be allowed inside Nevada polling places this year. State election officials on Friday added chicken suits to the list of banned items … Continue reading

Posted in yes, it made me laugh | Comments Off on Don’t Cluck For Me Nevada

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz

They say some goober head tried to set off a car bomb in Times Square last night. The explosion didn’t amount to much, though. Apparently most of the bomb material had mistakenly been placed in Jay Leno’s routine at the … Continue reading

Posted in A Quick Drive By | Comments Off on Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz