Author Archives: Mayor McSleaze

What A Revolting Way To End The Week

It takes a lot to spoil a Friday. Like clicking on the Slag’s website and seeing a picture of Glenn Beck’s giant biscuit head. Jeez, put some gravy on that thing! Share on Facebook

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Larry King, Wife #7 To Divorce

Remember, though, he really hasn’t outdone Henry the Eighth until he founds his own religion. Share on Facebook

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Michiganders Rally To Bare Arms

You know, until this week I thought “open carry” referred to drinking a beer while walking down the street. Wolverines! Share on Facebook

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Dialing Back The Crazy Just A little

It looks like Republican voters opted for the saner choice in yesterday’s primary runoff. I don’t want it to sound like I’m a Debra Lehrmann fan, but Rick Green is about as qualified to be a Texas Supreme Court Justice … Continue reading

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The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

This is a rather lengthy post and I don’t want to monopolize the front page. So be sure to click the Supersize to read the whole thing. Or don’t. It’s a free country. One hundred forty-five years ago today a … Continue reading

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Some Days You Feel Like A Nut

Sorry about the slow posting. We’ve all been holed up in the McBlogger Cave, writing clever subtitles for the Hitler Learns Kay Bailey Hutchison Is Staying In The Senate video on YouTube. Share on Facebook

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My Big Ass Militia Wedding

If you’re registered at Red’s Indoor Range, you might be a Hutaree… Yep, even folks engaged in seditious conspiracies to overthrow the government, incite violence and bring on civil war go shopping, get married and have Facebook pages just like … Continue reading

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Keep Austin Weird?

Yeah, I know we’ve got Leslie and a city council that acts as if the automobile is just a passing fad, but compared to San Francisco, folks, we’re not even in the same league An ex-vegan, hit with a pepper-laced … Continue reading

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It’s All Over Now Baby Blue

The One True Democrat Dennis Kucinich shocked his fans this AM, announcing that he will vote FOR the fatally flawed Health Care Reform bill now in Congress. The Ohio congressman followed his press conference with lunch at Wendy’s, where he … Continue reading

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I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no democracies

In Green Zone, Matt Damon and his shaky cameraman from the Bourne flicks take on the Iraq Unpleasantness. To the nauseating camerawork is added grainy film stock. In this age of HDTV, should a Major Motion Picture look like it … Continue reading

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