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Perry: Defy “Burdensome” Federal Time Change Mandate

Continuing the tough anti-Washington rhetoric from his primary campaign, Governor For Life Rick Perry denounced the advent of Daylight Savings Time this weekend. “Texans know how to set their own clocks without interference from federal bureaucrats,” he said in a … Continue reading

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Here’s Something You Don’t Hear Every Day

From LaLa Land… “Shutter Island” moviegoer stabbed in neck with meat thermometer after complaining about cellphone call The theater was packed for a 9 p.m. Saturday screening of the Martin Scorsese horror movie when the victim complained about a woman … Continue reading

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Farouk is on Fiy-ah!

If the “Day without Mexicans is like a day without sunshine” remark was a Nine on the political embarrassment scale, Shami has finally managed to crank it up to Eleven. Share on Facebook

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Party Resolutions: Waste of Time or Exercise in Futility?

You say you want a resolution We-ell you know We all want to change the world And what better way to change the world than showing up at your precinct convention Tuesday evening and passing a bunch of resolutions exhorting … Continue reading

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Carpetbaggers and NARCs Oh My

While the bloodletting in the Democratic primary this year hasn’t gone much beyond treating Jan Patterson like a rented mule, the same isn’t true on the GOP side. Getting the most attention of course is the Perry/Hutchison/Medina cage match for … Continue reading

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Sometimes a Cigar is Just a Cigar…

And sometimes it’s a signal for all-out Obama Derangement Syndrome, toe to toe with the Moonies. It seems the latest thing to get rightwing panties all in a bind is the new logo for the Missile Defense Agency. The knuckledragger … Continue reading

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Queen of the Birthers Asks UN Help

Orly Taitz, well-known dentist/constitutional scholar, has appealed to the United Nations for protection from death threats, vandalism, false complaints, and forced enrollment in a proper application of cosmetics class. Her attorney says she is being persecuted for her relentless efforts … Continue reading

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I Guess It’s Time We Endorsed Someone For Governor

It’s Bill White. Duh. Texas Democrats have long needed a candidate at the top of the ticket who combines real political skills with the ability to raise serious amounts of money. Bill White is such a candidate. He has been … Continue reading

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Further Thoughts On Joe The Terrorist

1. His “manifesto” would have been a lot more entertaining if he had posted it in the form of one of those funny “Hitler learns that time spent feeling sorry for himself is not deductible” videos on YouTube. 2. One … Continue reading

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So, Who Was This Douchebag?

Of course, this story is still breaking news, but it appears that Joseph Andrew Stack, the man who apparently crashed a small plane into a North Austin office building housing, among other tenants, the IRS, was one of those lunatics … Continue reading

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