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‘Charlie Sheen Fun Time Show’ becoming an official downer

Sometimes even I have a hard time stomaching pop culture train wrecks. Coverage of Charlie Sheen has been everywhere! When it first started I thought ,”Who knew there was a fate worse than co-starring with Jon Cryer?” Then the delusional … Continue reading

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And, in the race to find a new low…

In a recent tweet, Kanye West laid his indisputable claim to the throne of ‘King of the Asshats’. Oh, Kanye! If only you could have tweeted this for Valentines Day! It would have been so romantic! You’re such a charmer! … Continue reading

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When laughing turns to crying, or mild brain damage

Some movies just shouldn’t be remade. Or ‘re-imagined’. Or rebooted. No remake can capture the brilliance of movies such as ‘Citizen Kane’, ‘Gone With the Wind’, ‘All About Eve’, or even ‘The Goonies’. Yet, without fail, every couple of years … Continue reading

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Kickin’ it with the RHBH

Yep, RHBH is the new name for the The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills. Kinda like when The New Kids On The Block tried to go by NKOTB in the 90s. Over the last year or two I have tired … Continue reading

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The CW aims low, hits ‘High Society’

Has anyone watched this? I was already aware of Tinsley Mortimer before she began ger tragicomic turn on ‘High Society’. A few years back I read a short article on her in Vogue and gleaned from it that she was … Continue reading

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Hitchcock, who?

Birds, schmirds. Share on Facebook

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If only for the surveillance does

I didn’t care for ‘Napoleon Dynamite’. I just didn’t get it. And nothing could ever compel me to suffer through ‘Nacho Libre’, not even a lifetime supply of Glenlivet. But I can’t wait to see this! Share on Facebook

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Racing to the Governor’s Mansion (even though it’s still kind of a burned out shell)

So, McBlogger has been up my butt like a suppository to support Hank Gilbert. Despite the fact that we emerged from the same gene pool, we don’t always agree on candidates to support (you didn’t get to witness the dramatic … Continue reading

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Ahoy, dapper gent!

Hello Loverman! You hot, steamy, delicious, hetero mansicle! Who could doubt your hedonistic draw? Your sexual prowess? NOBODY! Yet, lately you feel unfulfilled. No one understands you. Nobody sees the petri dish depth of your soul. You may double check … Continue reading

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What a bunch of bubbies!

Did you know that a slang term for a vagina was a ‘chuckie’? I certainly didn’t, but thanks to Dina of the New Jersey Housewives, I do now! In fact, I have a special place in my heart for these … Continue reading

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