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New movie to kill all joy. Forever. Or just 1 hr 49 min

Posted on June 13, 2009 by barfly

So, what do you get when you take bad, mix it with awful, and marinate it in unbearable? Something Precious! Coming in November! Gee, can’t wait! Yuckity, yuck, yuck, yuck. I guess I could go see it. And then, when … Continue reading →

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YAY!

Posted on May 29, 2009 by barfly

Today I took my life into my hands, and went to the WalMart in a small East Texas town on a Friday afternoon. I usually avoid the place like the plague since it is regularly filled with mouth breathers, religio-political … Continue reading →

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It’s Barbie, Bitch!

Posted on November 14, 2008 by barfly

It seems that even Barbie is on the war path these days. And Barbie don’t play! Apparently, the fuckwad that gave birth to the abomination that is Bratz, did so on Mattel company time. In fact, Mattel won a $100 … Continue reading →

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Election Fallout Fun

Posted on November 11, 2008 by barfly

McBlogger was to post this last week, however, HE saw fit to wait. So, I’m doing it. Most of you know I’m in Northeast Texas near Dallas. This is a letter I sent McBlogger the day after the election… Yes, … Continue reading →

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Looking on the bright side

Posted on October 21, 2008 by barfly

They say every cloud has a silver lining. I know some might be puzzled as to how that might apply to Sarah Palin. The only thing I have come up with is that it has made Saturday Night Live really … Continue reading →

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SEND DIANE KEATON FIVE DOLLARS RIGHT NOW!

Posted on September 30, 2008 by barfly

I’ve always been a big fan of Diane Keaton. You know, the Diane Keaton of ‘Annie Hall, ‘Baby Boom‘ and ‘Something’s Gotta Give‘. In fact, McBlogger and I consider ‘Baby Boom’ a family classic! However recent events have demonstratively changed … Continue reading →

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Barfly Reviews… Date My Ex : Jo and Slade

Posted on September 11, 2008 by barfly

I am so excited to be able to present Barfly Reviews… in which my beloved and usually inebriated sib will review some of the garbage she watches. And I, usually, am secretly watching as well though I’ll never admit to … Continue reading →

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Trailer Wars : Brad Pitt

Posted on June 30, 2008 by barfly

I just love it when one celeb will have movies coming out one on top of the other. I have to admit I’m very curious about ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button‘. It looks like it could be interesting; It … Continue reading →

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WOW… I hate all of you!

Posted on June 29, 2008 by barfly

That’s it. Seriously, two posts in one day each about either Hillary Derangement Syndrome or Obama Derangement Syndrome? SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER GODDAMN WORD FROM EITHER OF YOU. AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, THE … Continue reading →

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Yes, I know. It has Dane Cook in it.

Posted on June 23, 2008 by barfly

I loathe Dane Cook. I’ve never been able to fathom the depths of stupidity required to find his stand up comedy routines entertaining. I have only been able to withstand one of his films which was ‘Waiting…’. It’s main redeeming … Continue reading →

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