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What Political Compromise Looks Like

Politics is a strange beast. Things that might seem normal elsewhere in the world, like math or how to conduct a simple negotiation, are not so normal in the political world. For instance… Republican Greg Abbott makes an opening offer … Continue reading

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I Found Your Leg: Elizabeth Ames Jones Stole It!

If you take a look at this Victoria’s Secret ad, it very much looks like someone has stolen the model’s leg. Who stole it? Where did it go? Clearly the culprit is Texas Railroad Commissioner and current “omg i’m totally … Continue reading

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Asshole Pedestrians With Carts

In honor of Bike Back To Your Office While Suffering From Shitty Food day, the rest of us here at McBlogger Enterprises would like to commemorate this day with a new series- Asshole Pedestrians with Carts. Specifically homeless pedestrians. Angry … Continue reading

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Our Spirits Are Down

Dammit. Now I need a drink after reading this news. US Liquor Sales Come Up Short in 2008 DISCUS said U.S. revenue for spirits companies rose 2.8 percent to $18.7 billion in 2008, while sales by volume rose 1.6 percent … Continue reading

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Dummer with Hummer

While the big-ass-fucking-fusion-laser has got me rolling higher than a hippie, this image satisfies me. AWESOME Share on Facebook

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Thank God for the Gays

Otherwise, who else would bring us such hot entertainment as this? Share on Facebook

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BlackBerry Storm FAIL

Now, I can’t say that RIM hasn’t made some excellent stuff in the BlackBerry product line, it really had. And when I was debating whether to get a BlackBerry or iPhone I was MIGHTY tempted to go BlackBerry because of … Continue reading

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So That’s What the “Members” Lounge is For…

With all the hubbub about the renovations of the Members Lounge at the capitol, one wonders what goes on in there. Maybe little Ricky Perry has some bad memories and is looking out for his political mates. Share on Facebook

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My Reaction to McCain Losing the Presidency

It went something similar to this. Share on Facebook

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I KNEW IT! Clay Aiken Trips Gaydar

As if this post was not foretelling. American Idol pop-singer Clay Aiken has finally come out as gay. Will Young could beat his ass any day. Actually, I take that back. Forget Clay’s ass, really, forget it. Young can beat … Continue reading

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