Category Archives: TX Governor, 2006

MOTO : Is Dave Carney really such a self important ‘tard?

Let this be the last thing we ever say about the 2006 Governors Race. At the Statesman, they are covering the Bell v. Perry suit regarding 39%’s efforts to hide the true identity of some of his donors. Embry has … Continue reading

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As I drink…

I’m watching Fox 7 News and they just did a spot on the Inaugural Ball. Apparently, 39% got up on stage during the cover of Sweet Home Alabama and he and the singer changed the lyrics to “In Austin, Texas … Continue reading

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Royce West takes a bite out of Matzo

(I’m playing catch-up… from last week. While I’m in Misery) Share on Facebook

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Perry keeps it going with the weird comments…

First there was this (which, coincidentally, proves Gromer Jeffers has a great sense of humor) Gov. Rick Perry grabbed a hunk of rare roast beef and tossed away the bread.”Hold on. I’m getting some of this meat,” he said before … Continue reading

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…And Perry wants him to come?

This is pretty dumb. Bush is coming to Texas. He’s going to CD22 (Fort Bend County) to hurt that stupid old woman’s (what’s her name? Shelly something or other? I don’t usually remember the names of the insane) chances to … Continue reading

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As early voting starts, remember

Kinky’s not a joke. Jokes are funny. The DMN had a story about the last time Texas elected a novelty candidate governor, “Pappy” Daniels. Most praise Mr. O’Daniel today for his colorful and charismatic ways, but they also acknowledge his … Continue reading

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Permits issued for coal plants as Perry continues to payoff supporters

That’s right, TCEQ issued preliminary permits Wednesday to begin hearings on the construction of some of the coal plants. Let’s not forget that Perry has received massive donations from the power industry even though their plans will supply far more … Continue reading

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Bell’s new ad rocks!

The Bell campaign decides to bring it and the results are very nice. This is what I’m talking about… I honestly don’t have a negative thing to write. Good job, Team Bell. Way to rise above the crowd and create … Continue reading

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What say you, civil rights or Transparency is hidden by many colors

My first post was going to be a pathetic attempt at snarky humor interspersed with pirate slang, but this is a serious week, so serious matters won out. The question begs to be asked, What did Chris Bell do to … Continue reading

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A new low in the Texas Governor’s race

I’M HALF-WAY TEMPTED TO ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR GOVERNOR IN 2010. YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST PATHETIC GROUP OF LOSERS I’VE EVER SEEN. Glad I got that out, and yes I goddamn do mean it. All four (the fifth, that … Continue reading

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