Category Archives: Uncle O’Grimacy Sounds Off

Presidio County Needs To Get With The Program

Christmas has been hell here at the home for Retired Fast Food Mascots. The Colonel and Wendy are in a lover’s quarrel after she accidentally spilled a bottle of warm Riuniti all over an open ziplock of The Colonel’s nose … Continue reading

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Susan Combs: That Whore

Well, well, well. Some people’s inability to stop being a whore you can just clock with an egg timer. Comptroller Susan Combs, she who penned an allegedly pornographic novel, (and we say “allegedly” because there is no way we’re going … Continue reading

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Thanks, Governor Perry! Another Thing We’re Last In

Lo, and Behold. Thank you Governor Perry for this: Only nine of the 150 Best Bars in America are in Texas. That’s right, we’re last in everything. Education? Last–somewhere near ’round last. Spending on healthcare? Last, close to last, somewhere … Continue reading

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