Category Archives: The Lege

Sexting : The stupid spreads to The Statesman

The Statesman ed board, a bastion of intellectual rigor if ever there was one (who can forget their 2004 endorsement of President George W. Bush), today endorsed the proposal by Sen. Watson and AG Abbott to criminalize sexting. They apparently … Continue reading

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Abbott, Watson working together to do something retarded

REALLY? Attorney General Greg Abbott and Sen. Kirk Watson, D-Austin, want “sexting” — sending or receiving pornographic images via cell phones — to be a criminal offense for teenagers. Watson filed a bill last week that would making sexting illegal … Continue reading

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Evan, that’s not funny, it’s mean.

Calling Talmadge Heflin a ‘big thinker’ is just mean. He honestly can’t help being intellectually underpowered, though he can do something about his disturbing girth, like STOP EATING SO MUCH. This is, maybe, the only time in history I will … Continue reading

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Oh, FloShap… that was REALLY stupid

From this article at the Texas Tribune comes some classic Florence Shapiro, Republican Senator from Plano (that place north of the LBJ freeway I like to call OKLAHOMA) “Let’s look at it as we are bringing rigor and more efficiency … Continue reading

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Go with God, Aaron Pena

Rather than lead with Facebook unfriendings, and call out twitterups, the emphasis on your defection should be on your remark that the Democratic Party no longer reflects your values. Well, thank the Lord, you finally get it. The first step … Continue reading

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House District 47, meet your new representative-Lumpy Workman

Don’t get comfortable with your digs, pal, because in two years you’ll be gone from political sight like your cohorts, the Keels. We see you as an incompetent legislature who will fit in with the good ole white boy club … Continue reading

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You don’t bring a .22 to a nuke fight

Well, this happened. It was expected and the only thing that was surprising was the fact that it was done so early in the cycle. Honestly, I have a lot of respect for all these folks and even for Mr. … Continue reading

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What a statesman is The Dew

Actually, what a cocksucking piece of shit, but in this lovely article he’s a real statesman in the mold of George Wallace. “If the Senate job came open, I would probably give it a hard look,” he said. “I think … Continue reading

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The Special : Two items worth noting

First item worth noting, this piece from Kronberg regarding what Dunnam is thinking of in terms of a proper duration for the Special… DUNNAM: NO PLANS TO SLOW ANYTHING DOWN Wants to be clear on CDA reauthorizations; otherwise plans to … Continue reading

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Sad news…

Governor 39% has called a special session for July 1st. ”Legislation extending the existence of five state agencies that were subject to sunset review by the 81st Legislature that would otherwise be abolished without legislative action, and to change the … Continue reading

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