Category Archives: Shit I don’t want to deal with

Assraped by the florist

I’m standing in a florists shop. It’s the third one I’ve been in today. The last one took me for $43. This one… She looks greedy as fucking hell. Saturday mornings are meant for sleep. Unless you go to see … Continue reading

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A word on comments

OK, y’all…the introduction of TypeKey was supposed to automate a lot of the process. However, it’s not… if it’s your first time posting, you’re getting trapped in the junk queue. I’m clearing y’all out about once a day so don’t … Continue reading

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Recovery is kind of a mess…

You’ve probably noticed that we’ve not been too active today. It’s because we’re all feeling like shit, at least I am… the trip to Vegas wiped me out and since I returned I’ve been dealing with some personal issues. All … Continue reading

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A few notes from the road…

So, I’m here. Finally and only after a very rough flight courtesy of the aforementioned American Airlines. The hotel is nice, much nicer than the Minnesota trip (not to mention the OC trip which shall be forever known as the … Continue reading

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I’m out…

I’m on my way to a super fun corporate meeting so blogging is going to be a little tough. The Mayor will be posting for your pleasure as I sit through meeting after meeting, occasionally managing to squeeze something out … Continue reading

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Fun and excitement… in your very own house!

It’s Friday night and I’m working… no joke, I’m actually sitting here underwriting on one computer while I blog on another. Talladega Nights is playing. My God, this is not the way life should be. I once had a life. … Continue reading

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Girl… I needs some help!

As many of you know, when it comes to highly technical things I am a tard. I can calculate the note rate off an APR, but I can’t make things work on this blog. In fact, the only reason things … Continue reading

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Comments are fucked up…

Yesterday afternoon I noticed the blog was running at close to 25k comments in junk, and over 9k in the general. So, I disabled it and have activated TypeKey. However, it’s not working so I’m top posting a comment we … Continue reading

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A Dildo interviews the Photobucket TOS ‘tard

The Dildo, pissed about having to take ANOTHER picture, decided to talk to PhotoBucket about their ‘Terms of Service’ by interviewing the person at PhotoBucket (one Censor McCensorson … what, you thought we’d post his/her real name?). Honestly, I thought … Continue reading

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I fucking HATE HALLMARK…

I feel like Hallmark is trying to turn me into a retard with their stupid commercials and inane musical cards. I hate the way the person who receives the card in the commercial always breaks into a ‘genuine’ smile when … Continue reading

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