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JUST IN TIME FOR MEMORIAL DAY!!!

Show your patriotism and support for our men and women in uniform with this craptastic cement sculpture for only $41 and change at Wal Mart in Lewisville. IS NOTHING SACRED? Share on Facebook

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Oh, how dumb…

Brandon Ambrosino has a little article over at Time that’s completely meritless. I mention it only because it’s important to see apologists for what they are, nonsensical. Brandon thinks the flap over Phil Robertson’s opinion is the perfect opportunity for … Continue reading

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‘Charlie Sheen Fun Time Show’ becoming an official downer

Sometimes even I have a hard time stomaching pop culture train wrecks. Coverage of Charlie Sheen has been everywhere! When it first started I thought ,”Who knew there was a fate worse than co-starring with Jon Cryer?” Then the delusional … Continue reading

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And, in the race to find a new low…

In a recent tweet, Kanye West laid his indisputable claim to the throne of ‘King of the Asshats’. Oh, Kanye! If only you could have tweeted this for Valentines Day! It would have been so romantic! You’re such a charmer! … Continue reading

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When laughing turns to crying, or mild brain damage

Some movies just shouldn’t be remade. Or ‘re-imagined’. Or rebooted. No remake can capture the brilliance of movies such as ‘Citizen Kane’, ‘Gone With the Wind’, ‘All About Eve’, or even ‘The Goonies’. Yet, without fail, every couple of years … Continue reading

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Throw a party, yo!

With season two of Jersey Shore starting, we only thought it appropriate to have a Shore-style party. Unfortunately, not being trash, no one on staff here at McBlogger had any idea what a Shore party would look like. Lucky for … Continue reading

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We Do These Things Not Because They Are Easy, But Because They Are Hard To Prove Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

So, the other night McBlogger sends me this link and suggests, nay BEGS me to mock the latest in crappy food ideas. Well, my first reaction is, “this is exactly the sort of thing I expected would happen with Obama. … Continue reading

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How much is that doggie in the window?

Soon, asking a question like that in Stalingrad On The Bay might book you into the Hotel Graybar. Sell a guinea pig, go to jail. That’s the law under consideration by San Francisco’s Commission of Animal Control and Welfare. If … Continue reading

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One hell of a five finger discount

You gotta hand it to a crook good enough to con their way into a solo test drive…at a used car lot. Once there, the couple told Romano that they no longer wanted to do business with him or Action … Continue reading

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ZOMG!!! Is that J Lo’s Ass?

No, it turns out it’s just a hole in the ground. Given that this happened a week or so ago, I wasn’t even going to post this, but then last night I learned that McBlogger Himself had missed the story. … Continue reading

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