Category Archives: Cultural Slumfest

This is why you’re fat

No joke, this is totally why you’re fat. And just in case you were wondering, that white shit ain’t cheese… it’s garlic butter, fattie. Share on Facebook

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Really? You want that on your body?

The write up was the best part… The day I saw that video of the Dramatic Gopher (or whatever it was called), I also saw a t-shirt for sale featuring the likeness of said intense rodent. And I thought Look … Continue reading

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Hasselbeck : Plagiarist

No joke, The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck copied a cookbook… A lawsuit in federal court in Massachusetts alleges that Hasselbeck lifted “word for word” content from a book on celiac disease written by a self-published author on Cape Cod. Hasselbeck’s book, … Continue reading

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Someone stole Mr. The Plumber’s brain

What a tool… Referring to the Constitution as “almost like the Bible,” Wurzelbacher said of the Founding Fathers: “They knew socialism doesn’t work. They knew communism doesn’t work.” Yes, they did. Almost 30 years before the author of The Communist … Continue reading

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I had no idea he was still alive

Noted American retard Stephen Baldwin is,like, apparently still alive and has quit ‘I’m a Celebrity…’ which is, like, some TV show on the NBC which is, like, some network (it’s one of those channels you don’t have to, like, pay … Continue reading

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What a bunch of bubbies!

Did you know that a slang term for a vagina was a ‘chuckie’? I certainly didn’t, but thanks to Dina of the New Jersey Housewives, I do now! In fact, I have a special place in my heart for these … Continue reading

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New movie to kill all joy. Forever. Or just 1 hr 49 min

So, what do you get when you take bad, mix it with awful, and marinate it in unbearable? Something Precious! Coming in November! Gee, can’t wait! Yuckity, yuck, yuck, yuck. I guess I could go see it. And then, when … Continue reading

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YAY!

Today I took my life into my hands, and went to the WalMart in a small East Texas town on a Friday afternoon. I usually avoid the place like the plague since it is regularly filled with mouth breathers, religio-political … Continue reading

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I just… you know… well, maybe not…

Yeah, I don’t know what to say either. Share on Facebook

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The Bad Girls Club is casting here

For all the skanques who read McB (the FEMALE ones), you need to check this out. BGC is one of my favorite programs… it’s a hilarious mix of Red Neck Wedding and The Ricky Lake Show. HAWT! Share on Facebook

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