Category Archives: Austin

We Are Doomed!

Haven’t got out much lately, but I keep hearing that since Uber and Lyft have left, Austin has descended into a Dark Age where chaos and anarchy reign, and every day is a battle with death. Emperor Adler and his … Continue reading

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Adler and the Great Tax Dodge

This is just one of the most poorly thought pieces of writing I’ve ever encountered… There is nothing meaningful about this tax cut. You’re going to raise the rate, and then give homeowners a larger exemption which will be paid … Continue reading

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Eric McCowan… we LOVE you!

It’s always good to read the thoughts of a fellow citizen regarding someone we just can’t fucking stand. In this, it’s all about Linda Curtis. Eric, I’d love to buy you a drink sometime! Share on Facebook

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Don Zimmerman steps in metaphorical shit and finds it hard to remove from shoe…

The Austin Chronicle has a piece up about Don Zimmerman’s apparent SLAPP suit against the Austin Bulldog for accurately reporting Zimmerman’s lost custody battle. Apparently, Zimmerman decided election night to end his suit, he claims because of a feeling of … Continue reading

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The key to success in Government

As part of a public service that’s not at all court mandated (really, I’m doing this just to be nice), I’d like to offer those of you interested in policy and public service a tip that will be make you … Continue reading

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Let me introduce you to Schmucky McSchmuckerson

Jeff Davis, President of the Austin chapter of Log Cabin Republicans, is a schmuck. While we admit he seems like an earnest and hard working guy, he’s still a schmuck and so are his fellow Log Cabin members. Yes, while … Continue reading

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This week in funny…(so far)

Lobbyist and really bad investor Sid Miller, who faces successful businessman Tommy Merritt in the runoff to be the Republican candidate for Commissioner of Agriculture, is all kinds of butthurt that the Houston Chronical endorsed Merritt over him. Sid, bubba, … Continue reading

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Dear Brigid Shea

I’m going to be honest here for a second… I like you despite the fact that, honestly, you run shitty races and spend way too much money on them. I didn’t vote for you and I’m encouraging everyone I know … Continue reading

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Austin is nation’s fastest growing city for 4th straight year, Forbes says | Austin News & Weather | Austin Texas, Round Rock, TX | kxan.com

OMG… QUIT moving here! Oh, and by the way team at KXAN… Forbes is not a real news source. Forbes is what poor people think rich people read. Austin is nation’s fastest growing city for 4th straight year, Forbes says … Continue reading

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So, two dummies walk into a TPPF conference

No, it’s not a joke… apparently, they had a little shindig at the TPPF to celebrate none other than the permafailure Arthur Laffer who is erroneously credited with: 1) Ending inflation 2) Killing the USSR 3) Robust economic growth in … Continue reading

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