Category Archives: Austin

The key to success in Government

As part of a public service that’s not at all court mandated (really, I’m doing this just to be nice), I’d like to offer those of you interested in policy and public service a tip that will be make you … Continue reading

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Let me introduce you to Schmucky McSchmuckerson

Jeff Davis, President of the Austin chapter of Log Cabin Republicans, is a schmuck. While we admit he seems like an earnest and hard working guy, he’s still a schmuck and so are his fellow Log Cabin members. Yes, while … Continue reading

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This week in funny…(so far)

Lobbyist and really bad investor Sid Miller, who faces successful businessman Tommy Merritt in the runoff to be the Republican candidate for Commissioner of Agriculture, is all kinds of butthurt that the Houston Chronical endorsed Merritt over him. Sid, bubba, … Continue reading

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Dear Brigid Shea

I’m going to be honest here for a second… I like you despite the fact that, honestly, you run shitty races and spend way too much money on them. I didn’t vote for you and I’m encouraging everyone I know … Continue reading

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Austin is nation’s fastest growing city for 4th straight year, Forbes says | Austin News & Weather | Austin Texas, Round Rock, TX | kxan.com

OMG… QUIT moving here! Oh, and by the way team at KXAN… Forbes is not a real news source. Forbes is what poor people think rich people read. Austin is nation’s fastest growing city for 4th straight year, Forbes says … Continue reading

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So, two dummies walk into a TPPF conference

No, it’s not a joke… apparently, they had a little shindig at the TPPF to celebrate none other than the permafailure Arthur Laffer who is erroneously credited with: 1) Ending inflation 2) Killing the USSR 3) Robust economic growth in … Continue reading

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Oh, now this is just a barrel of stupid

Ben Hall has released a new video which you can view here. In it he claims to have sued the IRS, won and then been sued by the IRS. Or something. While it’s not clear exactly what happened, it’s clear … Continue reading

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Dear DA Lehmberg: Get MEAN!

Congrats on securing the funding for the PIU. As a Travis County taxpayer, I’m happy to help. Now, you’ve talked in the past about the need for the prosecutions out of the office to be unimpeachable in terms of partisanship,even … Continue reading

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Non-stop to and from The Mistake On The Lake

United is about to begin non-stop service from Cleveland to Austin. Sadly, this will remove the last obstacle keeping the people of Cleveland in Cleveland. No apology was immediately available from United. However, knowing them as I do (not to … Continue reading

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Hey Biscoe

Whatup Judge! We hear you’re appointing a replacement for Commissioner Eckhardt. We’d like to chip in with our opinion… No Todd, Sonleitner or Shea. Todd is too much a lobbyist, Sonleitner is all but running for the seat (long shot, … Continue reading

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