Category Archives: People are Stupid

Giant pile of mulch is STILL on fire…

B and B has more about the endless saga of the Helotes mulch fire. The most amazing thing? The folks at TCEQ don’t appear to know much about the Edwards Aquifer. It’s quite amazing that it took so long for … Continue reading

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New York enlists in War on Christmas

Who would have guessed that the TABC’s reputation for heavy handed stupidity is not unrivalled? A New York beer distributor has received word by telephone that the New York State Liquor Authority will not allow six beers with cheerful holiday-themed … Continue reading

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and the winner of the 2006 Anna Nicole Smith Award goes to

A gig’s a gig, and God forbid I want anyone denied a paycheck, but when the Austin actress who portrayed the playboy bunny in the smear ad against Harold Ford said it was all in good fun, then I take … Continue reading

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I ain’t scared of no ghost

You know, sometimes I actually feel sorry for kids these days. Sure, when I was growing up Mister H Bomb loomed over us all, but we were allowed to play dodge ball, play unsupervised with pretty much anyone we wanted … Continue reading

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Welcome to Texas. Move the fuck out of the way!

I went to Waco today. A trip to Waco entails a drive up and back down 35, normally an irritating experience that makes me want to start flicking cigarettes at other cars on the road. Today was different… in fact, … Continue reading

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Why I Love America, Part Deux

Earlier today, I was going to write about the gay porn star who donated his craft to Israeli troops, (because EVERYONE knows that “gays are the chosen people” – that’s why I always have some around. They are the most … Continue reading

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What kind of ‘Tards make fun of disabilities?

The kind that live in Nephi, Utah (duh!) So a neighbor puts up a sign saying “Caution, Retards in the Area” because (supposedly) the 13-year-old developmentally disabled boy has been “harrassing” his daughter. So the NBC affiliate goes out to … Continue reading

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