Category Archives: Major League Stupidity

Baghdad Bob Inhofe Hails Specter Defection

Ever-shrinking party a harbinger of coming Republican resurgence, says remarkably crazy Oklahoma Senator. And that, boys and girls, is why you shouldn’t lick toads just before going on television. Share on Facebook

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Betty Brown suggests Chinese restaurants rename menu items

Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here? … Continue reading

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College Students Soon Carrying Concealed Weapons?

What’s in the drinking water at the Texas Capitol? Texas House Rep. Joe Driver and Sen. Jeff Wentworth are pushing a legislative bill that will permit college students to carry concealed weapon on campus. We’re supposed to buy into the … Continue reading

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GOP: Not just stupid…really fucking stupid

A recent Rasmussen poll revealed that in a 3-way Clinton-Guliani-Colbert match up, Steven Colbert would net 13% of the vote (about the same amount any “well known” 3rd party candidate would get, according to Ed Kilgore ). The kicker is … Continue reading

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It’s All Over Now

Like Absolute Zero, Absolute Stupid is one of those theoretical boundaries which can be approached, but never actually reached. But it’s clear we’re getting very, very close. Seriously, if Gore doesn’t run, how can we catapult Kucinich to frontrunner? Share … Continue reading

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The Children! Will No One Think Of The Children?

Among the interesting ephemera to emerge from the I Lewis Libby trial (Yes, Kay Bailey, perjury turns out to be a crime after all) is a collection of letters from the neoncon movers and shakers begging the judge to go … Continue reading

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Are jury verdicts in civil trials irrelevant?

According to the ultra-conservative Texas Supreme Court, you bet… if they disagree with the verdict even if it was based on sound legal ground. Way to turn the appeals process on it’s head… Reversing a multimillion dollar judgment is not … Continue reading

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Homage to catatonia

Interoffice memo To: McBlogger Re:Lee Siegel calling bloggers fascists I told you there was going to be hell to pay when we bombed Guernica, invaded Poland and put all those people in concentration camps. Share on Facebook

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