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Perry: Defy “Burdensome” Federal Time Change Mandate

Continuing the tough anti-Washington rhetoric from his primary campaign, Governor For Life Rick Perry denounced the advent of Daylight Savings Time this weekend. “Texans know how to set their own clocks without interference from federal bureaucrats,” he said in a … Continue reading

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Non-Human Personality

Accoding to this story dolphins are actually close enough to humanity’s intellectual prowess that we should consider granting them the status of “non-human persons”. Studies into dolphin behaviour have highlighted how similar their communications are to those of humans and … Continue reading

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Today In History

In 1945, President Truman signed an Executive Order restoring the standard spelling of “cigarette”. The name of the tobacco product had been shortened to “cigaret” in 1942 to make more t’s and e’s available for the War Effort. The efforts … Continue reading

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Your Political Infotainment Wrapup

After performing at a Labor Day Tea Bag ‘n’ Dip Rally in West Virginia, legacy country singer Hank Williams Junior was seen sulking backstage. Sources report that Mountain State folklorist Farrell Dobbs had explained to him that the old song … Continue reading

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By Their Cheetos Ye Shall Know Them

For some years now liberals have joked about outfits like the Fighting 101st Keyboard Brigade: rightwing bloggers who wholeheartedly supported Bush’s invasion of Iraq and global sabre-rattling but whose taste for all out warfare toe-to-toe with the bad guys stopped … Continue reading

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Chrysler and its connections have deceived the American people, Congress and at least 2 Administrations!

by Peter Stern THIS IS SOME MAJOR SHIT, FOLKS!!! It is unconscionable and then we bailed them out, let them go bankrupt and give them more bail-outs? Let the public beware! Follow the money trail! Dear President Obama, Administration and … Continue reading

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Quitter Sarah Palin is Hustling $$$$ for the 2012 Presidential Election

Palin PAC is Trying to Build a War Chest by Peter Stern With more than 3 years to go it seems not too early to start collecting money for the 2012 Presidential Election, but what Americans want a quitter to … Continue reading

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I Found Your Leg: Elizabeth Ames Jones Stole It!

If you take a look at this Victoria’s Secret ad, it very much looks like someone has stolen the model’s leg. Who stole it? Where did it go? Clearly the culprit is Texas Railroad Commissioner and current “omg i’m totally … Continue reading

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Holy #@%^*&#@!!! What does it take for Texans to get SMART?

How much longer will Texans continue to vote in these corrupt and unethical lawmakers? How many times must you smack a nail over the head until it sinks in? I’ve been writing about it for the past decade. VOTERS!!! Get … Continue reading

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America’s Health Care Crisis

Americans are Crumbling Under Excessive Health Care Premium Costs – by Peter Stern Is it too late to help Americans? Is the damage done? According to a report by Families USA, April 2009 it is urgent that health care must … Continue reading

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