Category Archives: Call Us Crazy

Miriam Martinez Sounds Crazy, But She’s Not Stupid.

Posted on January 6, 2014 by Uncle O'Grimacy

You have to love it when underdog political candidates–especially Republicans–tear in to the media. You have to love it even MORE when they tear in to the media for not covering their campaigns. You have to love it EVEN MORE … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on Miriam Martinez Sounds Crazy, But She’s Not Stupid.

No one melts down…

Posted on January 8, 2013 by mcblogger

…quite like Alex Jones melts down. His recent turn on Piers Anthony’s show (which usually defies any attempt to enjoy it, even when enhanced chemically) is the best example of WHY CRAZY PEOPLE SHOULDN’T TALK ABOUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy, Calling Bullshit, Media Madness | Comments Off on No one melts down…

What a delicious idea for dinner

Posted on July 19, 2010 by mcblogger

Wouldn’t it be awesome to go see a goat being butchered WHILE dining on goat meat? Yeah, fucking grosses me out as well. Not the live butchering, the eating of goat. Ugh. Share on Facebook

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on What a delicious idea for dinner

Today The Blog, Tomorrow…

Posted on December 16, 2009 by Mayor McSleaze

Sure, being a world-famous blogger is a great ego massage, but why stop there? Astronomers have spotted the most Earth-like planet to date, a massive ocean world that probably has an atmosphere and — though it’s highly unlikely — may … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on Today The Blog, Tomorrow…

Could this kill telecom immunity?

Posted on June 12, 2009 by mcblogger

Ever since Telecom Immunity passed last year, we’ve been wondering if anyone was working on a way to sue telecom companies for participating in an illegal domestic spying program. And lo and behold, someone has been doing just that. Share … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on Could this kill telecom immunity?

We Will All Go Together When We Go

Posted on September 10, 2008 by Mayor McSleaze

Some worry that the world will collapse into a black hole when scientists fire up the Giant Hadron Collider today. I say bring it on! It would certainly help with a couple of pesky deadlines at work. Not to mention … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | 1 Comment

Hillary Supporters: The Weaker Sex

Posted on May 24, 2008 by mcblogger

We are emotional because the Fort Worth Star-Telegram says so. They forgot to mention hysterical. Because of all the hysterectomies. And weepy. And, unable to fix our own toilets. Or, take out the trash. Sadly, we are emotional, bitchy, screechy, … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | 1 Comment

Excuse me, what did you say?

Posted on April 20, 2008 by Captain Kroc

So tell me again when 39% served in Vietnam Share on Facebook

Posted in Call Us Crazy | 1 Comment

The Whole Enchilada

Posted on June 20, 2007 by barfly

Some theoretical physicists devote their careers to the search for the Grand Unified Field Theory, explaining the relationship between gravitation, electromagnetism, and sub-atomic forces. In like fashion, some conspiracy theorists hunt their own holy grail, a grand unified conspiracy theory … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on The Whole Enchilada

Man Bites Dog

Posted on May 31, 2007 by barfly

So I saw this story linked over on Texas Kaos about some English performance artist eating a dog in one of those nutty stunts that animal rights fanatics do to demonstrate that, uh, something or other. I think the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Call Us Crazy | Comments Off on Man Bites Dog