Category Archives: Texas

Super Shitty Service Station Spectacular: TigerMart on US 67 in Alvarado

Don’t let the fantastic gas prices, excellent selection of premium cigars, or the nice lady behind the counter, or the clean look of the store fool you! This place has shithole bathrooms like you’ve never seen. Trash sack over the … Continue reading

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I fucking told you so (Todd Staples Edition)

I don’t get to say I told you so often, mostly because people get really irritated when you point out that you were right and they were, you know, wrong. But this time, I fucking love it. Remember this? Well, … Continue reading

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And then there’s Maude

Senator Davis recently revealed that her stance on open carry was less about her own feelings and more about… wait for it… politics. But she added, “There is one thing that I would do differently in that campaign, and it relates … Continue reading

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Battleground Butthurt: The Intense Butthurt of Battleground Texas

Poor, poor Battleground Texas. Like a meth addict in denial, they simply cannot admit that their own problems, and not anything external (aside, from perhaps, an uninspiring, poor candidate at the too of the ticket), is the cause of all … Continue reading

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You know it’s bad…

… when even Governor Perry is calling for an investigation. That’s what appears to be happening with Jack Stick’s usage of state funds for ‘graph analysis’. This would be funny if it weren’t so naked. At this point, Republicans aren’t … Continue reading

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Jack Stick back in the news!

Something fun for the Man Who Would Beat Strama…No bid contracts? And, seriously, did he really say Graph Analysis with a straight face? Share on Facebook

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John Cornyn never changes

From a politico piece about how Senator Cruz is still acting an asshole comes this quote about the real focus of Sen. John Cornyn… “Sen. McConnell and I are making the best decisions we can to demonstrate that we are … Continue reading

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A Nu Start

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Wendles and the Best Ad In The History Of Ever

THIS is fantastic… I’d love to see it paired with a positive track, but even without it’s still a very good ad that plays into the commonly held notion that Greg Abbott is very much about himself (and you can … Continue reading

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The End Is Near

Well, it is for the oil and gas industry in Texas… Texas Agriculture Commissioner Todd Staples has been selected to head up the Texas Oil and Gas Association (TXOGA) – the state’s largest and oldest petroleum group, sources say. During … Continue reading

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