Category Archives: Texas

General Abbott in ‘PanderMan : The Quest For Relevance’

Greg Abbott, in a sad attempt to piggyback the notoriety of infamous welfare rancher and cheat Cliven Bundy is bravely taking on the BLM in order to stop them from doing something they haven’t said anything about doing. Seriously, you … Continue reading

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Brushing Teeth With Sewer Water Next Step as Texas Faces Drought – Bloomberg

Brushing Teeth With Sewer Water Next Step as Texas Faces Drought – Bloomberg. Two things… 1) Pure fucking ignorance… ‘“When my son gets water out of the kitchen sink, I am going to chase him down and stop him from … Continue reading

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Which Way Wendy?

James Moore has a piece up about polling numbers which don’t bode particularly well for the Davis Campaign… Which Way Wendy? | Texas to the World. Here’s the problem… it’s April and we don’t know the mix of the sample. … Continue reading

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Castro pwns Patrick

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How about being Pro-Choice because you aren’t an asshole?

Let me set the stage for you. It’s mid-afternoon on a Thursday, I’m sitting in the Frat house with some brothers when big news hits. Now, to be fair, the biggest news that happened in our little circle this week … Continue reading

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Hegar’s Horrible Idea

Glenn Hegar Wants A 20% Sales Tax | Texas Democratic Party. Yeah, it’s true. Glenn Hegar, in what can only be an effort to prove he’s really ignorant regarding how the economy works, is advocating a 20% sales tax. This … Continue reading

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Texas Dems have herpes

Oh boy, it’s the Monday after Roundup, which means it is time for my monthly STD test. Days like these, when I sit on my laptop in the UT Health clinic on Dean Keaton, I am reminded of my daddy’s … Continue reading

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Suicide Watch : Agreeing with Ross Ramsey

I can’t believe I find myself agreeing with Ross Ramsey… Analysis: A Kink in the Democrats' Chain | The Texas Tribune. Now, I’m going to go drown myself in a bucket. I hate Kinky Friedman but Jim Hogan is clueless … Continue reading

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Bob Deuell May Be A Tool, But Bob Hall Is Batshit Crazy

Unless you day drink and slept through the most awful, terrible, no-good primary that would make an otherwise healthy dog barf up shit vomit until it convulsed to death on a cold kitchen floor, you’ve figured out by now that … Continue reading

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Oh, come on… this is easy…

Greg Abbott, after spending much of this past month campaigning with a child rapist, was in Lubbock for a campaign event designed to show off how much support he has in the Latino community. Some members of the Latino community … Continue reading

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