Category Archives: Texas

Texas decides to waste money on bullion depository

I’m very impressed that Governor Abbott has signed the bill to create a bullion depository in the state of Texas. With Eye on Fiscal Armageddon, Texas Set to ‘Repatriate’ Its Gold To New Texas Fort Knox details the whole plan and it’s … Continue reading

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Dumb and Dumbererererererer

So, there’s this article in the DMN about the city elections in early May and the effect they’ll have on whether the Trinity Toll Road becomes a thing. Obviously, I started writing this the week after the election but I … Continue reading

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Great Article on Toll Roads

Apparently, this session of the Lege was all about wimmins innards, guns, and gays… seriously, they did dickall else which isn’t a surprise since you people elected folks with sub 70 IQs in an effort to show that black man … Continue reading

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First, realize there is no fucking crossover voter

Texas Monthly has done a fantastic piece on Battleground that’s well worth the read. There was one part that stood well out to me. Battleground’s volunteers reported up the chain that the voters they contacted responded well to progressive themes … Continue reading

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Super Shitty Service Station Spectacular: TigerMart on US 67 in Alvarado

Don’t let the fantastic gas prices, excellent selection of premium cigars, or the nice lady behind the counter, or the clean look of the store fool you! This place has shithole bathrooms like you’ve never seen. Trash sack over the … Continue reading

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I fucking told you so (Todd Staples Edition)

I don’t get to say I told you so often, mostly because people get really irritated when you point out that you were right and they were, you know, wrong. But this time, I fucking love it. Remember this? Well, … Continue reading

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And then there’s Maude

Senator Davis recently revealed that her stance on open carry was less about her own feelings and more about… wait for it… politics. But she added, “There is one thing that I would do differently in that campaign, and it relates … Continue reading

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Battleground Butthurt: The Intense Butthurt of Battleground Texas

Poor, poor Battleground Texas. Like a meth addict in denial, they simply cannot admit that their own problems, and not anything external (aside, from perhaps, an uninspiring, poor candidate at the too of the ticket), is the cause of all … Continue reading

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You know it’s bad…

… when even Governor Perry is calling for an investigation. That’s what appears to be happening with Jack Stick’s usage of state funds for ‘graph analysis’. This would be funny if it weren’t so naked. At this point, Republicans aren’t … Continue reading

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Jack Stick back in the news!

Something fun for the Man Who Would Beat Strama…No bid contracts? And, seriously, did he really say Graph Analysis with a straight face? Share on Facebook

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