Category Archives: Crime and Punishment

What is WRONG with you people?

First this, then this? I mean, REALLY? I get that it’s hot but that ain’t no reason to be cuttin’ folks up and shit! Share on Facebook

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The right wing idea of paradise

In Mexico, tax collection is somewhat dodgy. The rich pay basically what they feel like paying and most citizens don’t pay anything. As a result, the government is extremely underfunded even when oil income is high. Now that it’s in … Continue reading

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Sorry, you weren’t using your Fourth Amendment rights, were you?

Ain’t this just some bullshit. OK, friends… tougher drunk driving laws including reducing intoxication limits are really pointless right now. You’ve hit the bottom. In fact, I’d like to see how many fatalities are caused by repeat offenders who technically … Continue reading

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Wikileaks Asshole threatens to reveal the Colonel’s secret blend of eleven herbs & spices if arrested

Seriously, Mr Assange, get the fuck over yourself. Share on Facebook

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I’m so sorry, but you fail again Attorney General Greg Abbott

Our hapless Attorney General, Greg Abbott, has yet again failed to prosecute the voter fraud that he claims is rampant. At what point can we stop calling Attorney General Greg Abbott’s efforts in this area an attempt to prosecute voter … Continue reading

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Something just stinks…

With a monomaniacal drive to draw attention to himself that would make even Eve Harrington blush, Todd Staples is all about Todd Staples. Recently, he’s been out pimping a program at TDA (paid for by the Federal Government… I guess … Continue reading

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Oh. Sure. Blame the whiskey.

Some asshole in Montana got drunk and took a shot at a cop. The officer, rightfully, shot back at him and put said asshole out of the misery of (apparently) just about everyone who knew him. Sadly, this is the … Continue reading

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Like a bunch of damn vampires

Travis County Commissioners voted yesterday to expand their blood drawing in accordance with state law by putting a phlebotomist on staff at Central Booking. I know it’ll come as a big surprise, but I don’t have much of a problem … Continue reading

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About time for a trip to Mazatlan?

Mexico just legalized the personal use of drugs. No, I’m totally not making this up… On Thursday, the Mexican President signed into law a controversial piece of legislation that decriminalizes possession of small amounts of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, LSD and … Continue reading

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BREAKING : Please let it be Dick Morris

DC Police say they are close to making an arrest for the murder of Chandra Levy in 2001. Share on Facebook

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