Category Archives: Stupid Americans!

Pot, Meat Kettle

If you are going to whine about the Austin Police Department no longer requiring college for their applicants perhaps you should try to keep your own spelling/grammatical error count low. . . They’ve already killed enough young black men. Now … Continue reading

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Those suggestions are nice and all…

… but the reality is that Fortune’s suggestions for how to ‘fix’ Greece would still prove less than effective. There’s one sure fire solution to their problems which stands a good chance at restoring some fiscal sanity to an insane … Continue reading

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¿Quien es mas Loathsome?

The Beast’s list of the Fifty Most Loathsome Americans of 2009 is out. Normally, this wouldn’t count as a Texas story except look who snagged the coveted Number Five Spot. . . 5. Rick Perry Charges: Perry is to justice … Continue reading

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This Can’t Be Good

Headline on the Slag’s website wonders Scanners coming to Capitol? Next session could be messier than a Gallagher show. Share on Facebook

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Following Supreme Court ruling on corporate bucks, The Burger King declares “Le dejeuner, c’est moi”

Henceforth, Whopper only available his way. You’ll eat it and like it, peasant. Share on Facebook

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Harry Balczac’s Reminder To You People, Part 1

Even though it’s 2008, I’m still good and stewed over that dumb, dumb thing You People did in 2004 – all 62 million plus of you. (I won’t bring up 2000 or what a smaller subset of You People did … Continue reading

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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

In 1976 people were seriously talking about the extinction of the Republican Party. The Democrats had made huge gains in Congress following the resignation of Richard Nixon in 1974, and the future of caretaker President Gerald Ford was bleak. With … Continue reading

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A minor request : Part 10089

Would someone please put Adam Sandler and Mike Myers out of the universe’s misery? Both have summer movies coming out that make it pretty clear that both are fighting one another to become the next Jerry Lewis. Why we’d need … Continue reading

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WTF

Today I was happily driving along listening intently to what was going on around the world and landed smack dab in the middle of some honest to god bullshit. (I know this is a surprising occurence in this day and … Continue reading

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