Let’s forget for a moment that it does nothing for CHIP or public education. Let’s just focus on the fact that when you rebate taxes, it’s always best to pay the rebate to people who actually, you know, PAID THE FUCKING TAXES.
Friends of Homer the Homeless Goose would be honored by your presence at
Homer’s 18th Birthday Bash
Saturday. April 1st
2:00 —4:00 pm
Town Lake at Auditorium Shores
Click here to find out more about Homer. I won’t be going (I didn’t see the words FREE and BAR on the invite, did you?) so if you do… well, you’re kind of a tard. Just for illustrative purposes, here’s a pic of Homer with some dirty hippy.
His inaugural guest was Martha Stewart, who I’d love to see interviewed by someone who doesn’t understand the concept of 250 threadcount (or greater) bed linens. Seriously, I’m a HUGE fan of grossly uncomfortable situations and the image of Martha having to sit and talk to someone who probably has a can of SPAM in their pantry is (at least to me) very funny in that ‘Oh-I-Just-Ran-Over-Your-Kid’s-Cat-And-You-Saw-Me-Sorry-About-That’ kind of way.
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