God Says the Strangest Things

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketNow that Jerry Falwell’s telephone has been disconnected, who is God supposed to call to chat when He’s up late at night and there’s nothing on TV but reruns of Law And Order? Why, none other than self-proclaimed Christian Tom DeLay, who tells all to The New Yorker

God has spoken to me. I listen to God, and what I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn’t be underestimated.

Some theologians suggest that God was more likely suggesting the Hammer do something about that awful haircut.

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