Apparently there is a diamond the size of a star. Well, it’s the remnant of a star… the carbonized core that has crystallized to diamond. It’s only 50 LY away and I really want it.
Get it for me, will ya? I want it before that bitch Liz Taylor tries to make it into a ring.
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