PSA : Hiring a hitman

PhotobucketFrom time to time, we’ve had to use someone to ‘take out the trash’. It’s usually quick, clean and so easy for us that we’re all the time wondering why we don’t have more people ‘retired’.
Think we’re kidding? When was the last time you saw Jimmy Hoffa? Or JFK?
One thing we know is that we don’t write anything down. And we sure as hell don’t use OUR mobiles. You use throw-aways and you certainly don’t text message instructions. We always assume the staff will take care of the details.
Oh… and don’t be from Oklahoma.
(Too soon for a Kennedy joke?)

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