No, I don’t think I do…

…want to hear what my dog is thinking. I honestly don’t think it will be anything other than
“Pet me”
“Gimme some of what you’re eating”
“I want to go outside/inside RIGHT NOW”
“Some water would be, you know, AWESOME. Unless you want me drinking out of the toilet again”
“NO, goddamnit! I have to pee RIGHT HERE”
“Oh, this shit smells really good… just gimme a sec”
“Sorry! I keep forgetting you don’t like it when I step on your balls”
“CATS! SQUIRRELS! FROGS! I MUST GET OUTSIDE NOW!”

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