Most of you already know this but for those that don’t (or need a reminder), I’m a huge fan of porno, but even I have to draw the line. F-list celebrity Kim Kardashian and some guy with a famous sister made a porno that, honestly, is so boring and without energy that it would drive a virgin to ask, “Yeah. So what’s the big deal?”
If you’re just desperate to rub one out, click here and prepare to be underwhelmed much like that time your grandparents took you to Aquarena Springs or some other similarly stale ‘amusement’ park.
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