What passes for serious (unFunny Republican Jokes edition)

Ain’t this just some bullshit…

House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, to David Gregory on NBC’s “Meet the Press”: “I am disappointed. I think his candidacy would have been a great addition to his race, and I think it’s unfortunate that he’s not going to run. … I’m not running for president. … I’m not going to [answer] all those hypotheticals. I’m not running for president. I’m not planning on running for president. If you’re running for president, you’ve gotta do a lot of things to line up a candidacy. I have not done any of those things.

“It’s not my plan. My plan is to be a good chairman of the House Budget Committee and fight for the fiscal sanity of this nation. … Not a door opening. I do know how this works, and I’m not going to get into all these hypotheticals in the future. My point is: I’m not running for president. You never know what opportunities present themselves WAY down the road – I’m not talking about right now.”

Fiscal sanity? Pauly, kiddo, you wouldn’t know fiscal sanity if it bit you on the 1040. You’re a degenerate ideologue who presents cooked numbers from the fraudulent Heritage Foundation as his own work… then asks them to endorse the plan. It’s the kind of thing that in the private sector would have collapsed your company and landed you in jail.

The idea that little Pauly Ryan is an any way a leader of this nation is just laughable. The man is a fraud. From start to finish, a thoroughly rank intellect incapable of understanding even the most basic concepts, like that cutting taxes does not increase tax revenue. It never has. It only balloons deficits and, as we learned over the last 10 years, it doesn’t even create jobs.

Why is this guy even invited on public policy shows anymore?

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