Need your thoughts…

I’m thinking about adopting a child that’s recentlycome on the market been born to a mother desperately in need of money someone to love the child. Obviously, I’m naming the child Pickles, but that’s only a first name. Now I need more names to put some space between ‘PICKLES’ and ‘MCBLOGGER’.

Here are some of the ones I’ve been thinking of…

GORMLETHORP

MINTLERG

EUNERECCA

DONALDTRUMPSHAIRINTHEWIND

VOMITROMP

BILL

GROUPON

LMRZ

I know, I know. I’m really quite impressive with baby names. I’m thinking of using more than one or even hyphenating them. Honestly, I really don’t give a shit about value the input our readers so please, let me know your thoughts in the comments or via email.

To be honest, I’m just really surprised how quickly all of this is happening. I’m also shocked at the low prices and variety offered by sellers number of babies that are available for adoption.

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2 Responses to Need your thoughts…

  1. Here are several extra we had left over from when we were trying to name our puppy a few years back:
    Schenalzygus
    Kardashilton
    Ruh Roh
    Tyler Perry’s Baby Done Got Itself A Name Up In Here
    Skeeter
    Blogcephus
    Muhammed Cohen McBlogger
    Boog (good enough for the seventies Orioles’ 1st baseman, good enough for your kid)
    Manitoba
    Prurius
    Orn’g Julio
    Fat Spanish Tony
    Bonko
    Saint Mephistopheles
    Bananafannafo (just to screw with anyone who tries to do the name game song with your kid)
    The Triumphant Reincarnation Of Warren Zevon
    47.12
    Peregrinus
    Or, if you want your baby’s name to sound the same as any other child in its peer group, any of the following would do: Aden, Baden, Caden, Daden, E-aden, Faden, Gaden, Haden, Jaden, Kaden, Laden, Maden, Naden, Paden, Quaden, Raden, Saden, Taden, Vaden, Xaden, Yaden, Zaden

  2. mcblogger says:

    You know, I’m kinda liking Fat Spanish Tony.