OMG… Quit it, wouldya?

Governor Perry…

We’ve never been particularly close and it’s a shame really since I think we have a lot in common (and by ‘a lot’ I mean not much… I don’t really like sticking things up my butt and I totally think you do and I never jog with a pistol which you’re apparently all the time doing). So, I can understand if you discount what I have to say since I’ve been honest and pretty nasty about you. What can I say, you suck and you’re stupid… wait. This isn’t where I was going with this. Sorry. I really just want to ask you to do me a solid…

QUIT BRINGING POOR PEOPLE HERE FROM CALIFORNIA. It’s like the Grapes Of Wrath in reverse and it needs to stop.

XO,

McB

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