Dear Kim Jong Un

We’ve heard Dennis Rodman will be returning to broker a peace deal. Do us a solid and take him out, will ya?



PS – Keep in mind we have enough warheads on one sub to bake your country. Just felt like mentioning that in case you get the idea that you can get away with nuking Seoul. Obvs, we’d rather not go that way but we really need you to make nice.

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