The Full Lenin

The late Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez will apparently be the next deceased bolshie heartthrob to be embalmed and placed on public display. El Commandante joins Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedong and Kim Il Sung in what has become a traditional honor, a mausoleum cum tourist trap. Think Disneyworld, but with an unsmiling guard of soldiers with fixed bayonets.

The closest the Yanqui imperialists have come to granting this sort of immortality was the treatment afforded Roy Rogers’ horse, Trigger.

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