The Three Populations

There is a ton of demographic bullshit coming out about how the US population is separated along ethnic, geographic and even culinary lines. Since you know I love to throw shit as much as the next person, I’ve identified three distinct populations in America that more completely define the country:

1) Urban Folk

2) Suburb/Exurb Olive Gardeners

3) Hillbillies

There. Can I have my MA in Sociology? I mean, some of these whackos are coming up with 15 or more different cultures and I manage to reduce the whole damn country down to three subgroups.

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