What may be the best line I have ever written (to date)…

(Senator) Ted Cruz is smarmy, just like Dubya Bush, but without that ineffable ‘I want to have a beer with that fella’ quality. Cruz is actually most like Eddie Haskell and no one likes Eddie Haskell, except mothers who couldn’t get through lunch without a tab of mothers little helper. Eddie Haskell is the guy who ends up going to jail for selling used cars with turned odometers.

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