There is a quotation, oft misattributed to Mark Twain but actually the product of Clarence Darrow.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
It’s well worth taking a little break to savor the death of Roger Ailes, ousted former head of Fox News, tidings so glorious that they are but slightly diminished by knowing the end did not come with his head in a basket.