Knowing me, knowing the Teabaggers, ah ha

Yeah, ABBA should really be stuck in your head right now.
The NYT did a piece about what some thoughtful, intelligent people (and Amity Shlaes) thought about a poll conducted on behalf of the Times and CBS. Since you’re going to learn so much about all those white, older, middle class and middle intelligence people (seriously, they want to cut the size of government but they want to keep Social Security as it is and keep their Medicare) and what they think, I thought it’s only fair for me to let you know what I think…
I think the Tea Partiers are a bunch of fat, white old boomers who can’t stand the fact that they never did as well as their parents and blame it all on taxes when they’ve actually had LOWER taxes than their parents. I think they’re all a bunch of a selfish, greedy pigs who’ve fucked themselves by continuing to vote against what was really best for this country and themselves. I think Tea Baggers, though they’ll never say it, are THRILLED that in eight years the President they loved (after that horrible Bill Clinton, the man who was President during our last period of real economic growth, who got a BLOW JOB in the WHITE HOUSE! OMG! WTF!) managed to double the federal debt while giving them a tax cut that covered their trips to the salad bar at Sizzler.
I’M really tired of fat, stupid, smelly old white people with bad fucking teeth who are on Medicare telling me that a public option is socialism. I’M really tired of people who rely on government services and want more from their government, yet bitch about their taxes. I’M tired of people who want tax cuts, but never cut spending (goddamn! don’t you even think of taking their COLAs or their ‘scrip money!) and vote for Republicans who lie and say you can have tax cuts and no deficits.
Yeah, that ain’t fucking true, is it?
So that’s what I think and feel… and I didn’t even need a pollster to share it with you. I know I’m not alone so I’d like to invite all the tea baggers to shut the fuck up before we do vote to take away their goddamn Medicare because we don’t feel like being burdened with the debt they’re leaving behind.
The Rude Pundit also shared his feelings on the Teabaggers.

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